I Want to Introduce You to a New Friend

What do you think of when I say, “The IRS?”

Does your stomach clench up a bit? Does your forehead get warm? Maybe the physiological reaction isn’t so dramatic, but I imagine that your mental associations with the Internal Revenue Service of the United States are anything but positive. Fair to say?

Maybe you got off to a rough start, but perhaps that was due more to schoolyard rumors than anything else. It’s possible, too, that you’ve hit a rough spot in your relationship. But I want you to get reacquainted with the IRS and think about the way you two could be friends.

Certainly the thoughts of being friends with someone taking anywhere from 25% to 50% of your hard-earned dough on an annual basis might seem distasteful. I don’t like the Tax Man any more than the next guy, but as long as you accept that the IRS is taking some of your money every year – and you really come to terms with the fact – you may want to get better acquainted.

There are only two business people who should be concerned by the IRS:

1. Those whose accounting is so terrible that an audit would be an unbearable nightmare, and

2. Those who are trying to cheat and break the law.

If you don’t fall into either of those categories (and a lot of my clients, I unfortunately discover, do), then consider what the IRS can do for you. Remember, the government is going to take a nice bite out of your income, but the size of the bite and the ferocity with which it’s taken might be more variable than you’d otherwise imagined, particularly if you are a business owner, CEO, president or CFO.

And I want to be very clear here that everything I am suggesting you do is 100% legal. Do NOT do anything illegal. It’s not worth it, and you will be caught. They’re always caught. Trust me. I’ve seen more fraud than you can imagine.

You might be saying right now, of course there are ways of paying taxes “better” – that’s why I have a CPA. And I bet you have a wonderful CPA, but I assure you he won’t mind you doing a little leg work yourself to figure out how to save your company some money.

An obvious way to save money is to take advantage of the Bonus Depreciation and Increased Section 179 Deduction under the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, which allows you to fully depreciate a wide variety of assets. That’s right. No schedules this year if you don’t want them. And the IRS is happy to let you do it.

That’s just the tip of the iceberg, though, and the only way you’re going to figure out all of the ways that you could more advantageously be classifying your expenses and spending your money is if you explore www.IRS.gov. Use the search bar in the top right hand corner and start getting acquainted with the IRS. You guys could be better friends than you think.

WARNING: Obviously you shouldn’t go reorganizing your business’s books for 2011, confusing your CPA/account/bookkeeper and doing anything funny. However, since you’re bound to be meeting with your accountant again soon, you should think about all the ways you spend money – consider terms like “petty cash,” “entertainment” and “meals” for starters – and start looking them up. Go to your accountant with a list of questions, suggestions and links, and see if s/he can’t continue steering you in great directions to get, use and save more money in 2012 than you may have in 2011.

If you notice any particularly good tidbits while you’re looking around, share them with us in the comments section below. Happy hunting!

My Most Interesting Case of Fraud to Date – a Guest Post by Vic Taglia

Lee has some amazing fraud stories that never cease to crack me up. To emphasize his consistent advice to watch the back door and other openings for theft, I want to share that store of the most interesting fraud I’ve ever uncovered.

A General Feeling of Unease

I was working at a company at which we needed to replace the retiring finance director of our English subsidiary. It was a small company with about a dozen employees.

Our auditing firm recommended an experienced finance executive from one of their other clients. He was well-regarded, active in his church, married with two children and had a stable work history and good references. The interview went well, and he spent a few days with our retiring finance director to get acclimated to our business.

Over the next few months, the managing director (MD) mentioned some specific minor problems to me regarding the parent company’s CFO, as well as a general feeling of unease. I investigated the specific problems on my next quarterly trip and confirmed that there was something just a little bit off. I reiterated our policies and requirements with the new hire, and the MD and I agreed to watch our new finance director closely over the next few months.

Champagne’s On Us!

Our new guy took a long weekend the next week, and his phone calls were covered by our receptionist. When she got a call from a liquor store asking about payment for a case of champagne, she went to the MD and asked what was going on.  (The company was running on the ragged edge of profitability and had reduced spending significantly in the past year. Thus, cash was at the top of every conversation I had with the MD, and we were not buying champagne.)

On his return, the finance director told the MD that he had bought the champagne through the company so he could avoid VAT. The MD told him to reimburse the company the full amount, including VAT, and to go home pending further notice. The MD called me and we scoped out an investigation plan for him to start while I flew to England.

Sophisticated Theft for Sophisticated Parts

In addition to trying to get the company to pay for a case of champagne, we found that he had paid personal bills with company funds (charging inactive vendor balances) and even directed a customer to pay the balance they owed to his personal American Express bill.

Our criminal finance director picked his targets very carefully: inactive accounts, unsophisticated customers, etc. In total, he stole about ₤20,000 in less than three months.

We had him arrested and pursued through the courts for theft and other charges. Upon his conviction, the judge was about to send him to jail for several years when suddenly his lawyer provided doctors’ notes specifying that his client had stolen from us in order to pay his out-of-pocket costs for a sex change operation.

While National Health Service paid most of the costs of the operation, our finance executive needed money to set up a household separate from his wife and children.

Mercifully, the judge ordered merely restitution (which would take about 50 years, without interest) – and no jail.

We didn’t even get the champagne.

Ever seen any strange cases of theft or fraud? Care to share in the comments below?

Want to read about preventing fraud in your business? Click HERE.

Lessons from a Burning House: Saving a Company in Crisis, Part I

When there’s a fire, call the fireman.

The Crisis

A few years ago, a popular chain of restaurants found itself at a defining point in its history.

The company filed for protection under Chapter 11 of the Bankruptcy Code following a detrimental legal judgment and the termination of its President. These, in addition to a feuding board, were the final pushes that landed the company in a crisis, but fortunately there were still members of senior management who were committed to seeing all or part of the company survive.

Thus, GGG was brought in to see the chain through the crisis and evaluate alternative restructuring solutions.

First Put Out the Fire, No Matter the Cost

If, God forbid, there’s a fire in your house, you don’t finish the laundry and the dishes before grabbing the dog, the baby and the family jewels and getting the heck out. You either put out the fire or call the fireman and get the heck out!

As the firemen at this conflagration, it was our job to stop the fire and save whatever we could. By working with the company to secure a Debtor-in-Possession loan, which is a line of credit in bankruptcy, we were able to make some tough moves to put out the fire and allow some of the company to survive.

We advised the chain regarding the closing of unprofitable locations that were burning cash. We needed to squash those fires in order to get the best bang for the few bucks the company had left. In a town fire, this is like letting part of the town get eaten by flames in order to effectively protect the main square from the inferno. Although this was difficult for everyone, letting go of parts of the company allowed the core to survive.

Assume the Worst to Protect Yourself

In any restaurant or bar business, you need to focus on the costs of your food and alcohol. This not only applies to sourcing from your supplier at the lowest fair price but also locking the back door to your establishment.

No matter your business, always watch the back door.

It seemed that this restaurant’s managers thought the best about their teams, but too many employees proved them wrong. When we investigated, we found food and liquor in dumpsters behind numerous locations. Employees were putting things outside during their shifts and coming back later to pick them up.

“Glad that doesn’t apply to me,” you might be saying if you’re not in the restaurant business. But it does!

No matter your business, always watch the back door.

People in all professions find creative ways of draining the company’s resources for personal gain. Be proactive in protecting yourself before harm comes to your business.

It’s never fun but you have to assume the worst. No one wants to imagine that his house could burn down, and theft was hardly the only reason why (though the theft at the corporate level was even more grandiose!) – but that doesn’t stop you from having a fire extinguisher, knowing where the valuables are, and, if you’re wise, running a family fire drill bi-annually.

Think about how people may take advantage of you and put policies and practices in place that minimize the possibility of abuse to your organization.

The second and third parts of this series, available in upcoming weeks, will explore the creative process of solving major problems and how to do so in a crisis situation.

Have you ever caught theft happening at your establishment or somewhere you worked? What was happening and what did you do?

6 Questions to Ask Yourself to Face Your Business’s Harsh Reality, Part 3

For the last two weeks we’ve been discussing the questions you should ask yourself to confront your business’s harsh reality. Read about Part 1 HERE and Part 2 HERE. This week, we’re going to ask ourselves the next two questions your should be asking.

5. Am I protecting the financial integrity of my company during downturns so that I am prepared to profit during better times?

Bad financial times prompt too many managers to take the turtle mentality. Don’t put your head in your shell until things turn up. Take the opportunity to see what is inefficient in your business by eliminating loss leaders and reducing inventory, and increasing marketing and sales expenses in high profit-margin areas. By shoring up problem areas during a downturn, you prepare your company to run lean and mean at all times.

This is not an excuse to avoid monitoring, evolving and preparing during good times, though. Many companies ride the wave of what’s working and worry about problems after the wave crashes on the shore. That’s the wrong approach. As long as you know it’s a wave, you know it will end. Come smoothly onto the shore, long since ready for the next wave. Companies that ignored this advice (not that they asked me) were satellite TV companies and Blockbuster. They both road their waves until they crashed into the shores of cable television and Netflix.

Speaking of crashing, if all of your assets and capital are invested in one area, and a problem occurs, operations will grind to a halt. If you have a Big Gorilla – one client, customer or product that accounts for 25% of more of your sales – you need to rethink what you’re doing. Along these lines, don’t bet the ranch on other opportunities; remain grounded in your decision making. In our experience, Big Gorillas are one of the top five reasons companies experience crises.

As above, consider the advantages of protecting your company’s financial integrity for more profitable times. There are always competitors who have issues, and if you keep cash or credit lines available then you can take advantage of someone else’s mistakes, acquiring new product lines or growing old ones.

6. Do our financial departments have sufficient controls and a fraud awareness policy?

75% of the fraud I discover is from first time offenders. That means the people who ultimately commit the fraud are not those who will come up in criminal background checks. Therefore, when working with your auditor, integrate sufficient checks and balances.

As the CEO you have to have a constant feel for your business financially. Walk the company and manufacturing floors – be hands on. Don’t let your guard down by taking your tie off and lounging in your office. Stay involved.

I once had a BBQ at 1 a.m. for a production crew at a company that ran 24/7. While doing this I discovered a multi-million dollar fraud. Do what would be considered out of the ordinary, and you never know what you’ll find.

One thing I recommend without exception is making your CFO/Controller take a two week vacation once a year. Don’t even let him in the building. Sit at his desk, or have someone else do it, and see what happens. You’ll be surprised every time as you find duplicate expenses, continued payment on cancelled leases or sold equipment, and perhaps personnel that don’t exist.

Conclusion

I hope these 3 posts about the 6 Questions to Ask Yourself to Confront the Harsh Reality of Your Business have been helpful. I’d love to know the answers to any of them if you care to share or questions that you would add to the list and that help you confront your harsh reality. Please share in the comments section below.

For Fraud Prevention Month, Prevent Some Fraud

March is Fraud Prevention Month, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s a great thing to spread awareness about.

I see fraud all the time. Here’s one of my more recent forays.

So Much Fraud. So Little Time.

In my experience, 75% of fraud is committed by people who have never been caught before. That means the person or people in your business who are likely to commit fraud are not going to come up when you do criminal background checks.

Oh, and don’t forget about family. Family members commit fraud all the time. When you employ family, resentment could lead to stealing, and there’s always a certain sense of entitlement that facilitates matters.

I’ve even seen a CFO who was stealing methodically, and when I looked back I saw that his father had been the previous CFO who was stealing methodically in the exact same way.

Stupid Fraud

Most of the fraud I see is idiotic.

I’ve seen people with folders on their desktops that may as well have been labeled fraud. When I opened the folder there was a spreadsheet inside with every single perpetration.

I’ve seen a CEO who had the account statements from his bank in the Grand Cayman Islands sent right to the office.

I’ve seen a woman who everybody loved and who worked as the payroll processor at a company for 25 years check out of the hospital 24 hours after a heart attack only to process payroll and return to the hospital hours later. She never missed a payroll in 25 years. And as it turns out, neither did the three fake employees she had on the books whose social security cards and accounts she controlled.

And people love to spill the beans. I’ve had people shove USB keys filled with data and file folders and so much more under the door of my hotel room in the middle of the night.

How Do You Minimize and Catch Fraud

Be out of the ordinary.

Fraud happens when complacency abounds. People steal a little, maybe even by accident, and realize that no one was looking, noticed, said anything or seemed to care. So they took a little more. And then a little more. So mix things up.

As I’ve mentioned in another post, I once caught a multi-million dollar fraud by holding a BBQ at 1 a.m. for a 24 hour overnight crew. A guy came up and just told me about something that didn’t make a lot of sense to him. I only caught the fraud by doing something out of the ordinary. When’s your next late night BBQ scheduled for?

Always force your CFO to take an annual two week vacation in which he’s not allowed in the building and he’s cut off from business email. Sit at his desk and do his job, and you’ll be amazed at what you find.

Fraud also happens by working outside the known bounds of your auditors’ checks. If auditors only look at transactions above the set limit of $5000, then once every few months check everything below $5000 also – that’s where all of the fraudulent checks will be. You’ll discover that you’re still paying for leased equipment you’ve long since sold or that you’re paying rent on property you no longer own.

You’ll find all kinds of things. Just do what’s out of the ordinary.

Help prevent fraud in your company and raise awareness of fraud during Fraud Prevention Month and every month hereafter.

What kind of fraud have you found?

P.S. If the answer was none, you’re not looking hard enough.

Cooking the Books & Other Stuff I’ve Seen Lately

You wouldn’t believe what some people do. Well, I’m sure you would, but I’ve got to say that I’ve been seeing some crazy stuff these days.

In one case I’m working on, the guy “running the show” has been stealing everything but the robe off his cold grandmother.

Every time I think I’ve seen every possible type of fraud there is, I’m introduced to a new one.

So far due to the actions of one crooked CEO I’ve seen and experienced the following:

~ Cooked Books

~ 6 Million Stolen Dollars

~ A self dealing CEO setting up a new business and paying old vendors for support

~ Getting my access cut off internally despite my appointment by a court of law to be doing what I’m doing

~ Offloading merchandise that had “no value” and was therefore disappearing

~ Selling one company’s products through another company and brand, which is detrimental to the value of the original company

~ Literally, taking the cash from sales – taking the cash, like a petty thief!

~ Plans to remove computers and file cabinets to “preserve” records for tax purposes.

~ Destruction of papers and documents

Holy cow!

I can’t believe all that this crooked guy is doing. I’ve seen a ton of fraud in my day, but one person doing so many different things. If he put this much effort into running the business effectively he would surely be making as much. It’s just craziness!

Have you been at a job and experienced fraud? Share your story in the comments below.