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My last white paper was about the faux pas of CEOs in crisis, but in writing that paper I started thinking about some of the biggest mistakes CEOs, presidents and business owners make that result in crises. Since you may not be facing a crisis right now – and I hope you never are – [...]

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Here’s something stupid that CEOs, presidents and business owners do: they fail to keep it in their pants. The biggest case in recent memory concerned the dear old president of these United States, William Jefferson Clinton – or Ol’ Willy as the stories will one day be told. His failure to keep it locked down [...]

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Did you know that top notch bull sperm is worth in excess of $75,000 a gallon? This is something I know personally thanks to Fred, the CEO of a refrigerator warehouse company in Texas, who, instead of grabbing the bull by the horns, kept his eye on the ball a little too much. Fred’s hobby [...]

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While preparing for my speech on “How Not to Hire a Guy Like Me: Lessons from Past CEOs’ Mistakes,” I realized that it was worth sharing a few of the biggest faux pas CEOs make along with a few of my more colorful anecdotes. What follows are the 5 things CEOs in crisis do that [...]

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When being retained as an expert witness, generally the other side tries to undermine your credentials or experience in order to either discredit your answers or, in extremes, not allow your testimony at all. The opposing side also tries to undermine one’s credibility by investigating whether you’re always a plaintiff or defendant side witness – [...]

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To a lot of people out there, this is no laughing matter (though thank you for the chuckle, Working Daze). Their jobs are on the line or long gone. They’re out of work, looking for work or at least brushing up their resumes. If you’re one of these people, it’s hard to give you concrete [...]

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I’ve written before about optimism, but I think this cartoon catches a different element of the word. Note the suited man (or man-like figure) buried up to his waist in the midst of a barren desert. Another soul is not in sight, yet he declares, “Someone will come.” Not likely, my friend, not likely. As [...]

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This cartoon makes me chuckle because it makes me think about all those companies that I go into where the CEO or President isn’t listening to anyone in the entire organization – and that’s to his detriment. You have to have good communication up and down the line or you won’t know about the myriad [...]

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I love this cartoon. This is another one of those that’s been hanging in my office for a decade and a half. This is NOT my mindset – that if you screw up you’re fired. I think it’s a shame when things are that way. However, as someone who’s been a part of hundreds of [...]

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This is a hilarious Farcus cartoon that I cut out of the paper 17 years ago and have stuck up in my office. Every time I look at it I laugh. Sometimes, and I hate to be the one doing it, I have to give people – and entire divisions – the ax. That’s never [...]

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